impossible riddle!!!!?

Oscar Wieland: "who ever smelt it dealt it""who ever did the rhyme did the crime""i know youare but what am i?""just look in the mirror and youll find out"theses are old but i like em u got something to say about it? say it! sya it! i dare ya!!! 0.oo.0

Oscar Waddups: now im really confused. i dont get ur jokes.and do u like live on yahoo cus ur always posting questions.

Torrie Weissenbach: Jamie Oliver - hee hee!It might, however, have been a fowl proceeding?OTYHEE xxx

Heidi Creselious: Perhaps, like the poor hedgehog, who wanted to see his flat mate, she wanted to see her flat cockerel?Was she chaste?All over the place!OTYHEEx

Emeline Albracht: Although the riddle originally was based on a poem about time, there were errors in it that make it impossible to be answered with "time".the answer is noThe last part of the riddle, "If you squeeze me, I'll pop.If you look at me, you'll pop." is actually from an old riddle which had the answer "bubble". (i! f you squeeze it it will pop, if you look at it you see your reflection and you pop.)And the answer "pressure" came from a kid or someone who knew nothing at all about why it is cold at the north pole or why polar bears appear white....Show more

Irma Poiter: the chicken had tied one on and was weaving back and forth

Elvie Drumgoole: a riddle?

Charissa Riley: how is this a riddle?

Eva Lichlyter: Im not Very lean at times I can be mean but by the grace of GOD today Im Serena

Florencia Manolakis: lolhappy april foolswow some people just can't laugh at random stuff, i thought it was funny

Jannette Kotz: NO!! THERE IS NO SOULUTION

Ronald Moehr: The answer is Time or No!

Shaun Rapkowicz: A BUBBLE OR A MIRRIOR OR PICTURES?

Bryant Pillitteri: Wind? cos it does blow away the vilest thing,lol.

Ninfa Aronica: In the Royal Navy, during WWII, it was traditional, during a torpedo attack, for the Captain to announce on the ship's! tannoy...."If you chaps can't take a joke you shouldn't have! joined! Clear the engine room - I should get on with it, you 'no stokers' you!"OLLY OF MAGx

Dionna Doyel: Dog? Dogs listen to commands and they like dead (vile) things that they may have killed.

Antone Youla: i dont get your question.

Marcelina Schossow: uh the wind , i dont know

Rana Rudell: Why did the chicken cross the road?To get away from Jamie bloody Oliver

Refugio Gastineau: Hi Charlotte - Fataleny did!April Fool chum!OLLY THE ODDx

Shaquita Wernicki: What are some funny and cool rhymes i could use, also can you please show me some different sites where you found them? Thanks!!

Jess Grizzel: I agree with the toothbrush answer.

Idell Mulliniks: the sun and the moon? not sure why but i gave it a try..

Brian Freedland: if itz time...wat up wit da if u look at me u will pop???

Jacques Vaquera: A bubble

Claire Billegas: Over hills and valleys do I wing.Searching for the vilest things.And when I find them I! will strideTo cast the vile things aside.The irony that you must seeis that the one who commands meIs the one who put them thereNow he wants them to disappearYou say there's too mu7ch metaphor.And that your brain is getting sore?Here's one last hint (if not too late),The hills are metaphor times eight.WHAT AM I? also...explain why

Tyler Burkman: Go here for some notorious April Fool pranks. Snopes link: http://www.snopes.com/holidays/aprilfools/pranks.a...

Verena Koop: Do you? From Pooh!OLLY THE ODDESTxxx

Dan Seen: There was a mean ol' biker chic named dot who lived off of pig s**t and snot, and when she didn't have these she would eat the green cheese she scraped from the sides of her tw*t.

Kenneth Blacker: appendix

Kris Bozelle: a vulture?

Giovanna Cramblit: That's really hard... I don't know but I'll guess, garbage man cause they take yucky garbage and bring them to garbage hills but then they move the garbage from there to somewh! ere else. hehehe that was a bad answer. oh well.

Lou Rought: De! ar fellow Grumpy Old Man!Oh my hairs and whiskers - WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT, WHITE RABBIT. Thank God, I'm safe now!My memory is not what it was, I think they call it am ... am ... am ... am ... am I boring you?Got it now, it's analgesia isn't it?Or is it dylsexier?OLLY THE MADxxx

Azalee Ahrendes: Same to you!Have you caught anyone yet?I told my wife, when I brought her a cup of tea to wake her up, around 8.00 a.m., that one of my Y!A friends was popping round to visit us tomorrow. A female called Sarah Jane! My wife shouted, 'Who the hell is she and why did you invite her?!"Ha ha ha!Best one I've ever done!OLLYxxx[p.s. She is popping round actually. So I get another set of laughs tomorrow, and a knuckle sandwich from my wife!]

Cody Shimko: a cat?

Jammie Taddei: The "riddle" is a trick question, made to look like "can you guess the riddle" is something the asker is questioning, and not like its part of the riddle, however there is one more answer t! o this.Michael Moore's butt, it would turn a polar bear white with fear.any experience with it would make me cry.it would drive any man who saw it to drink so he has to pee.Michael more makes all celebrity stupid, cause they all follow him, and a lot of normal people follow him, and that makes them like celebritiesThe eruption of gas from it frizzles long hair so girls have to comb it,It turns a lot of pancakes brown, every morning, about 300 of them.The ground shakes as he walks his butt by so it shakes your champagne and makes it fizz when pressure is exerted, all those brownified pancakes from the morning pop outand if you ever see his butt for too long, it will make your head explode...Show more

Jose Bouliouris: eggs the apeneek the geekkeck the mehaims the aimstong the sheep strongklein the finekake the wait

Raleigh Lufkin: The answer to the riddle is 'NO'. have you guys ever looked at the very last line of the riddle. the answer is no because you cant find! one answer that makes perfect sense!!

Somer Distilo: The chicken! crossed the road to prove to the armadillo that it could be done.

Donny Bankson: I think it could be a "Roomba"-one of those automatic vacuum cleaners. Although I do not know what the hills are a metaphor for.If you have ever seen one work, you would understand. It has brushes that sweep "searching for the vilest things" on the sides making it look like it's flying. "The one who commands me" would be the owner who is making the vacuum clean the dirt to make it "disappear". How "ironic" that the one who makes the dirt wants it to disappear.I think a vacuum.

Rona Espalin: Because it wanted a job opportunity with Tesco's. Tell your wife to stop shouting at you; might damage your sensitive soul. Have you said white rabbits yet?

Brock Hladik: its obvious preasure but i dont get the polor bear part?

Garry Ohmen: NO SOLUTION!!! right?

Bianca Lannier: It wondered what the hedgehog was looking at!OLLYJOKERxxx

Mario Stricklan: Pinch Punch first ! of the month.......April fool...........are you studying the possibility of it happening today?

Nikita Schroepfer: Howudoin White Rabbit! Very seasonal avatar what?

Maye Delk: please vote for me as best answer :{ is it time

Andre Winegar: idk too hard for me!

Irma Poiter: you are wierd.

Jefferson Sarson: time or no (can you guess the riddle)

Giovanni Malool: The answer is a toothbrush.The hills are your teeth and the valleys are the spaces between.The vile things are the plaque, tartar and leftovers from things you put in your mouth.Meta 4x8 = 32 which is the normal amount of teeth in a persons mouth. =)

Dana Russian: Dear Rear-Admiral Bean, A chance would be a fine thing, wouldn't it?I caught David as well, a few minutes ago! Took him his post and he asked for a cup of tea. Shouted down to our kitchen staff (alias my wife, and a lovely thing she is too!) and got confirmation. I told David we had run out of tea (a likely stor! y what?) and what would he like instead! He fell for it, hook, line a! nd stinker, hey ho!And he had vowed to stay in bed till after noon, to avoid being fooled!So, that's two down, one to go!Suzie went to work early, so I didn't have a chance to get her!Just Cathy now - will have to be pretty clever to catch her out!Pinch Punch chum!Or a flogging with the cat o'nine feathers till you are tickled to death, what?How's the heat?OLLYGATORxxx[p.s. What is a Vice-Admiral's vice?A Rear-Admiral's rear!]otyhee

Perry Deshazior: Time.

Miguel Koczela: Pressure!